important PSA

these shorts make my butt look freakin’ awesome

level 19 chaotic-neutral torontonian queer kid armed with a fat kitty and lots of opinions. call me johnny. gender varies.
i like horror comics and sci-fi and batman villains more than i like people.
a brief history of phone selfies taken in the bathroom at shows
see why don’t i have people i can lounge around with dressed like this
it’s lovely out and not too hot and i look pretty cute
but there are no cute babes flocking to my house to lavish me with gifts and attention so i rate today 0/10 total failure
important PSA

these shorts make my butt look freakin’ awesome

apologies for the even higher than usual ratio of selfies lately. i think i sort of use vanity as a coping mechanism.