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icecoldnukacola: relaxin’. in case you missed it; i’m a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:20:29 -0400

icecoldnukacola:

relaxin’.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 19:48:07 -0400

cuntbarf: Most perfect beautiful creature

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:06:37 -0400

cuntbarf:

Most perfect beautiful creature

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:36:22 -0400

The Telephone Line

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:37:38 -0400

seinfelt:

Elaine gets a call from a man who claims to have gotten her number from a mutual friend. Despite having reservations about going on a blind date under such shady circumstances, the man sounds so charming that she decides to take her chances. When she arrives at the restaurant, however, the maître d’ informs her that her date has called to cancel. Disappointed, she returns home, finding an apologetic message on her answering machine from the man. She returns his call, and after a conversation even more charming and thrilling than their first, he asks her to a movie the following night. She agrees with only mild reluctance.

At the theater the next night, the man is nowhere to be found. Elaine watches the movie alone and returns home to find another message on her machine. Instead of listening to it, she calls their supposed mutual friend and asks her about the guy. The friend claims to never have heard of him, and that nobody she knows has ever asked for Elaine’s number.

Whenever Kramer looks out the window, he sees an old woman dressed all in black with a black veil looking back up at him from different places below. He’s so terrified by her that he’s afraid to leave the apartment building.

A half-second delay in the sound system at a comedy club leaves Jerry unable to say more than two or three words at a time before being rendered speechless by the Delayed Auditory Feedback effect. The audience finds his confusion and growing frustration far funnier than any of the jokes he would have told.

Over the next two weeks, Elaine receives seemingly endless calls from her would-be suitor, apologizing for having to cancel on their date the previous night and asking her out on another that night. She tries to decline, but he doesn’t seem to hear her, and hangs up without letting her get a word in edgewise.

George suspects that his coworkers have been going into his office without his permission when he’s not around, and has a high-security lock installed on the door. He immediately loses the key, and the locksmith refuses to make him a new one without the registration card that was included with the lock, which he had thrown carelessly away. After digging fruitlessly through the dumpster, he spends the next few weeks meandering around the building trying to hide the fact that he’s unable to get into his office.

When the food in Jerry’s kitchen runs out, Kramer orders lunch from a nearby Chinese restaurant, but when he answers the door, the woman in black is standing on the other side, holding his delivery. He slams the door and stares at her through the peephole, but she doesn’t leave, despite his pleas. Eventually, he works up his courage and opens the door to ask her who she is. She lifts her veil to reveal his own face beneath.

Frustrated and desperate, Elaine convinces a phone repairman to help her track down the man who keeps calling her. After digging around in records and logs at the phone company, the two drive out to the location listed as the origin of the calls. There they find a flock of birds pecking furiously at the phone line on an otherwise barren road in Tennessee. As Elaine steps out of the truck, the birds spot her and fly away, cackling uncontrollably.

Kramer enjoys a lovely lunch with his quirky, socially-inept grandmother.

goals for this summer: start doing roller derby make a bunch of crafts/clothes make lots of yummy...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:29:06 -0400

goals for this summer:

start doing roller derby
make a bunch of crafts/clothes
make lots of yummy alcohol infusions and mixed drinks
make lots of art
go to lots of shows (and start having fun at them again)
take every excuse to get dressed up/in costume
replay the fallout games
experiment with RPGmaker/attempt making a small game
take lots of pictures
have lots of picnics
go on at least one road trip
build a giant pair of chattering teeth upon which i will ride into the sun
feel good

ameliaslastgoodbye: one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:24:22 -0400

ameliaslastgoodbye:

one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe

spacetwinks: new gold dipped doritos. taste that crunchy golden goodness, in a tortilla chip. build...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:23:10 -0400

spacetwinks:

new gold dipped doritos. taste that crunchy golden goodness, in a tortilla chip. build a pyramid out of them. house your corpse in them. the sun is being blotted out

i am the most frEAKING BORING PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH christ no wonder nobody stays...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:16:55 -0400

i am the most frEAKING BORING PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH christ no wonder nobody stays interested in me long enough to ever form meaningful connections

somewhatvanilla: Dear Internet, please abide by my creation...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:12:23 -0400

somewhatvanilla:

Dear Internet, please abide by my creation today

i want to live in a house full of pets and quiet interesting people and spend my time making things...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:37:27 -0400

i want to live in a house full of pets and quiet interesting people and spend my time making things and going on adventures and learning witchcraft

siiiiiigh

projectilevarmint replied to your post: usually when i get stoned i do it in my own...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:23:20 -0400

projectilevarmint replied to your post: usually when i get stoned i do it in my own house…

Once you get over the social paranoia and focus on food, stoned grocery shopping is a blast. Highly recommend

i went in 7/11 stoned once and felt like i’d stumbled into a divine paradise

usually when i get stoned i do it in my own house and stay in the whole time, so when i go out in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:13:00 -0400

usually when i get stoned i do it in my own house and stay in the whole time, so when i go out in public high it feels like quite a daring adventure

i feel like i’m in a tv show and everything/everyone is secretly conspiring around me

yes hello i am legally considered an adult

lilithlaquim: thatfilmdudekalen: HELLRAISER Cheese Dip WHAT...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:10:46 -0400

lilithlaquim:

thatfilmdudekalen:

HELLRAISER Cheese Dip

WHAT THE FUCK

relaxin’.

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:12:34 -0400

relaxin’.

commiepup: its been a hard ddaayyss nigghhttt, and ive been sweating like a dooggg its been a hard...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:49:06 -0400

commiepup:

its been a hard ddaayyss nigghhttt, and ive been sweating like a dooggg

its been a hard ddaayyss nigghhttt, dogsss sweeat from their tonggueess

its been a hard daayyss nigghhtttt, so what im trying to tell you is that i sweated from my tongue and this is a serious medical condition for a human. doctor estimates i have three months left, before i sweat all of my major organs straight out of my tongue.

bUT WHEN I GET HOME TO YOU I FIND THE THINGS THAT YOU DOOOO

skullvomit: robertshowah: These rare Reagan ‘80...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:44:16 -0400

skullvomit:

robertshowah:

These rare Reagan ‘80 slippers.

This is really disturbing.

icecoldnukacola: HEY UH i’m pretty desperate for roleplay partners right now so silly roleplay ad...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:25:27 -0400

icecoldnukacola:

HEY UH i’m pretty desperate for roleplay partners right now so

silly roleplay ad under the cut

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romangodfrey: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer like really, very close intimately...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:48:00 -0400

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

attackofthegiantants: A Tale of Two Sisters, 2003.

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:36:21 -0400

attackofthegiantants:

A Tale of Two Sisters, 2003.